Oh man, I lied...

Sorry, I totally lied, well, not totally, partially. That story below is indeed true, besides for the fact that it wasn't the first time something weird like that has happened. I guess it was the first time I realized I had this power within me, but I just remembered the FIRST time someONE crazy said someTHING crazy to me.

I was 13, in NYC (I'm from ol' dirty jerz so NYC wasn't far away) walking around port authority with my sister. It was around, maybe, 7:30-8ish at night, definitely nighttime, but not nighttime nighttime for the crazies slash tranny prostitutes to come out. So, anyways, we were walking about (my sister was about 25 at the time so she's the grown up in this situation) probably giggling as sisters do, when a dark figure came out of the abyss. When I use the word, "abyss," I truly mean abyss...like there was fog or at least a fog machine within the vicinity of port authority. So, this tranny prostitute decides, of all people to pursue, to pursue me. Because, obviously, a chubby 13 year old girl wearing a pink boat neck shirt with sparkly flowers on it, from Suburb, NJ would love to be advanced to by shim, or herm, or it. As this tranny prostitute comes towards us, she says directly to me, "Hey sweet muffin, wanna play tonight?" Again, my sister and I never ran so fast. And, that folks, was ACTUALLY the first time someone said some crazy shit to me.

She kinda looked like this...

And this