Haaaaay!

Hi. My name is Ambe. Sometimes people call me Ambs...but I think Whambs is funnier. But, that has nothing to do with this blog. I've just moved to NYC 6 months ago, and the longer I'm here, the more crazy people want/need/desire to talk to me. I also lived in Philly for four years so there were tons of crazies over yonder. I don't know if it's my kind face, or my willingness to look them in the eye, or the invisible sign on top of my head that only crazy people see that says, in neon letters, TALK TO ME!!!, but there's something that attracts them. I secretly kinda love it, because I always have a story to tell. So, here are a few examples of the crazy shit people say to me on the street. Enjoy.