Actions speak louder than words...

Sitting on the 3 train in the middle of the day, a straggly older gentleman walks onto the train. Instead of sitting next to the few people near the end of the train, he chooses to walk towards the other end near me. Of course. He makes himself very comfortable on the bench across from me, and even takes the initiative to lie down. He glances at me, sticks his hands down his pants, and starts stroking.

Yes, stroking.

This was unlike any masturbation I've ever seen, not that I've seen that many. But, he was so angrily touching himself, I became concerned. The man was really tugging away at that thang. I mean, did his penis say something mean to him? Did he want to show his penis who's boss? Or, was it just a sweet romantic gesture to get my attention? I really wanted to ask, but I guess that would be inappropriate, although, masturbating on the train is probably equally as inappropriate. Eh, I'll never know...



He looked just like this:

***I totally googled "angry masturbation."